kimonophobic t-shirt

$32.00

Troll Your Old School Coach in Style

Throw on this savage tee and let your gi-loving coach know exactly how you feel about that clunky, sweat-soaked, traditional uniform. Featuring a cheeky graphic that pokes fun at gi culture, this t-shirt is your ultimate weapon in trolling the purists and showing the world how much cooler no-gi is. Whether you're rolling or just hanging out at the bar, like Danaher, you’ll be flexing your style and sending a not-so-subtle message about your preferences.

Key Features:

  • Premium Cotton Blend: Soft, breathable, and perfect for wearing whether you’re on the mats or kicking back after class.

  • Relaxed Fit: Because you don’t need to be restricted by your shirt when you're already breaking free from the gi.

  • Graphic Design: Bold enough to get a reaction, but still stylish enough to wear anywhere. You’ll definitely be the talk of the mat.

  • Durable: Built to last through countless rolls, sweat, and those “how can you disrespect the gi?” comments.

Wear it proudly, and let your gi-obsessed coach know the future of BJJ is no-gi, whether they like it or not.

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Troll Your Old School Coach in Style

Throw on this savage tee and let your gi-loving coach know exactly how you feel about that clunky, sweat-soaked, traditional uniform. Featuring a cheeky graphic that pokes fun at gi culture, this t-shirt is your ultimate weapon in trolling the purists and showing the world how much cooler no-gi is. Whether you're rolling or just hanging out at the bar, like Danaher, you’ll be flexing your style and sending a not-so-subtle message about your preferences.

Key Features:

  • Premium Cotton Blend: Soft, breathable, and perfect for wearing whether you’re on the mats or kicking back after class.

  • Relaxed Fit: Because you don’t need to be restricted by your shirt when you're already breaking free from the gi.

  • Graphic Design: Bold enough to get a reaction, but still stylish enough to wear anywhere. You’ll definitely be the talk of the mat.

  • Durable: Built to last through countless rolls, sweat, and those “how can you disrespect the gi?” comments.

Wear it proudly, and let your gi-obsessed coach know the future of BJJ is no-gi, whether they like it or not.

Troll Your Old School Coach in Style

Throw on this savage tee and let your gi-loving coach know exactly how you feel about that clunky, sweat-soaked, traditional uniform. Featuring a cheeky graphic that pokes fun at gi culture, this t-shirt is your ultimate weapon in trolling the purists and showing the world how much cooler no-gi is. Whether you're rolling or just hanging out at the bar, like Danaher, you’ll be flexing your style and sending a not-so-subtle message about your preferences.

Key Features:

  • Premium Cotton Blend: Soft, breathable, and perfect for wearing whether you’re on the mats or kicking back after class.

  • Relaxed Fit: Because you don’t need to be restricted by your shirt when you're already breaking free from the gi.

  • Graphic Design: Bold enough to get a reaction, but still stylish enough to wear anywhere. You’ll definitely be the talk of the mat.

  • Durable: Built to last through countless rolls, sweat, and those “how can you disrespect the gi?” comments.

Wear it proudly, and let your gi-obsessed coach know the future of BJJ is no-gi, whether they like it or not.