kimonophobic jiujitsu/fight shorts (censored)
Ready to troll your gi-obsessed coach but not quite bold enough to go full savage? These censored fight shorts are your perfect compromise. With a toned-down design that still gets the point across, these shorts let you dip your toes into the no-gi rebellion without diving headfirst into controversy. Perfect for those who want to show some love for no-gi while keeping it just a little more “friendly” for those who can’t handle the full uncensored burn.
Key Features:
Premium Stretch Fabric: Comfortable, flexible, and ready for anything—whether you're rolling or playing it safe.
Moisture-Wicking Technology: Stay cool and dry, even while holding back on the full trolling potential.
Durable & Lightweight: Built to take a beating during those intense rolls, but soft enough for the more sensitive types.
Censored Graphic Design: A subtler approach to no-gi supremacy. You’ll still get a few looks, but maybe not the full eye-rolls from the gi purists.
Adjustable Waistband: So you can tighten things up when it’s time to move fast or loosen them up when you’re just hanging out pretending to respect gi culture.
Wear these if you want to take the edge off the trolling but still make sure your coach knows where you stand. For the bold, uncensored version? We’ll just say—you know where to find it.
Ready to troll your gi-obsessed coach but not quite bold enough to go full savage? These censored fight shorts are your perfect compromise. With a toned-down design that still gets the point across, these shorts let you dip your toes into the no-gi rebellion without diving headfirst into controversy. Perfect for those who want to show some love for no-gi while keeping it just a little more “friendly” for those who can’t handle the full uncensored burn.
Key Features:
Premium Stretch Fabric: Comfortable, flexible, and ready for anything—whether you're rolling or playing it safe.
Moisture-Wicking Technology: Stay cool and dry, even while holding back on the full trolling potential.
Durable & Lightweight: Built to take a beating during those intense rolls, but soft enough for the more sensitive types.
Censored Graphic Design: A subtler approach to no-gi supremacy. You’ll still get a few looks, but maybe not the full eye-rolls from the gi purists.
Adjustable Waistband: So you can tighten things up when it’s time to move fast or loosen them up when you’re just hanging out pretending to respect gi culture.
Wear these if you want to take the edge off the trolling but still make sure your coach knows where you stand. For the bold, uncensored version? We’ll just say—you know where to find it.
Ready to troll your gi-obsessed coach but not quite bold enough to go full savage? These censored fight shorts are your perfect compromise. With a toned-down design that still gets the point across, these shorts let you dip your toes into the no-gi rebellion without diving headfirst into controversy. Perfect for those who want to show some love for no-gi while keeping it just a little more “friendly” for those who can’t handle the full uncensored burn.
Key Features:
Premium Stretch Fabric: Comfortable, flexible, and ready for anything—whether you're rolling or playing it safe.
Moisture-Wicking Technology: Stay cool and dry, even while holding back on the full trolling potential.
Durable & Lightweight: Built to take a beating during those intense rolls, but soft enough for the more sensitive types.
Censored Graphic Design: A subtler approach to no-gi supremacy. You’ll still get a few looks, but maybe not the full eye-rolls from the gi purists.
Adjustable Waistband: So you can tighten things up when it’s time to move fast or loosen them up when you’re just hanging out pretending to respect gi culture.
Wear these if you want to take the edge off the trolling but still make sure your coach knows where you stand. For the bold, uncensored version? We’ll just say—you know where to find it.